Monday, February 7, 2011

Lorena Herrera Desmuda Maybe in Time (1/1)


I Seriously Need to stop writing after 4 am.
Anyway, this Want to be Puck / Santana, pero ended up Being ... this. wtf. On a Completely Different
subject, has watched 2x11 Anyone? I'm from Argentina, so I do not know when to'll be Able to watch it myself ... If Could someone recap it for me, I Would Die from gratefulness. Feel free to point
Any and all typos:)



He loves Santana. Loves her she Deserves Much More Than, Actually. The
bitch.

He's always loved the way her hips sway When she walks, jutting out impetuously and hipnotically, yet slow and simple. Always loved her everything, really.

She's like a fuckload of dysfut Mercedes is too self-Respecting to sit around and wait for someone like him to fall in love with her.

:::...:::

He Does not see Kurt coming. In The Most
literal sense. The day starts Everything Between Them, They Have the nastiest collision to end all collisions in the middle of a deserted hallway (cliche much?). There is much snark, and a flustered Hummel walking away with Dignity as much as possible. And Puck is left behind staring at his ass. Which is Something Else That I doesn'r see coming. But, What the hell, Kurt Hummel is hot. Admitting It Does not make gay Puck. A hot body is a hot bBetter Than the Stones, all the way to His house. It's Kurt

waving him goodbye in finger wiggling That strange way of his, Before driving away.

And, finally, it's Puck That thinking he'd want to repeat That experience.

So, yeah, way gay.




:::...:::
Kurt is Stronger Than Anyone he's ever met in His life (except for His mom, That is), he's proud, and Even Though people treat him like shit, I Acts like he's the best thing that's ever fucking Happened to McKinley High. He's got confidence in spades, and he's the bearing That Makes got to look like Laura Santana Ingalls. But he's Also one of the nicest people Puck's ever met. He's There For His Friends When They Need him, he's There to help Tina with her hair after a slushie ambush, he's There to send the MOST ever scathing retort to a fellow cheerleader Brittany When She calls 'dumb' , he's Always There for His Girl Mercedes.

He's too good. Too good for this school, too good for this town.


Too good for him.

He still ends up kissing the guy (hot and frantically, and pushing him Against a row of lockers in front of Anyone Who Might care to watch, and groping his ass for A Few Seconds Before settling Both Hands or

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Words For A New Baby Arrival

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Easy. That perfect start is "La fille de 3eme B" of Christian Grenier.
The second paragraph is one of the simpler things, stripped, and absurdly sincere and beautiful that I have read:

The music, when you're fifteen or sixteen, becomes optional. Is no longer important as math orphysical ... One can, in theory, live without it.
Yoi no.

Bello.

Charles Taze Russell's Trial

Friday, February 4, 2011

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 So, that music meme that everyone did at one point or other? I did it countless times and for almost every fandom I could think of. Most of those things didn't ever see the light. 
This one isn't even complete , but I still wanted to post it somewhere,

Tittle: The Elusive
Fandom: Bandom
Pairings: Pete/Patrick, Pete/Ashlee
Rating: T



The Pink Panther Theme- The Benny Goodman Band
So, Pete knows (on an unconscious level, perhaps?) that Patrick loves jazz.

But he doesn’t really notice until he hears him singing over Peggy Lee’s rendition of “Fever”.


Somebody to Love- Glee Cast
“This goes to all the lovers out there, and I hope that that is the whole world, because everyone needs something or someone to love.”

Ashlee already knows the impromptu speech by heart.

She keeps on clicking replay.

(Pete refuses to watch the videos, so Ashlee hums the songs for him.)


Shiki no Uta- Minmi
Patrick isn’t big on words; that’s why Pete writes their lyrics, but sometimes... Sometimes, when he’s drunk off his ass, his hands itch for a pen and a sheet of paper.

He mostly writes half formedThoughts and dull lists. Sometimes, However, I have endless scribbles 'iloveyous' in disguise.

Those ones always find Their Way to Pete's bunk.


Shakira La Pared "There's Morgan and Jeanae, and Mikey, and Ashlee.

(And)

There is Anna and Gerard, and Bob, and Elisa.

(But)

But Where It Counts? There's Pete and Patrick.

(Nobody else.)


Together Par-Pappo
Patrick Finds the napkin inside a shoe:

've Loved Everything About You That Hurts and Everything That Could hurt you and i love you Everything hate about yourself. Every hair (golds real, and here, and with him.
And still: he cheats.

He motherfucking cheats. “Maybe,” She says to him, softly, a week later and after Pete has almost starved himself to death “maybe we just.... maybe you just have to be with someone else, you know?”

And Pete wants to cry, want to bawl, and hold her close to him, and whisper i’msorryi’msorryi’msosorry against her skin, smell her hair one last time and exclaim a last i love you.

(What hurts Pete the most, maybe, is that it wasn’t with him. He just.... he just threw this beautiful thing away, and it wasn’t even for him. )



Pigs on th

The Replacements Hintai

So, I'm making it a national sport out of turning Noah Puckerman Into a total girl. No, really.



Cogs. Screws. Iron. Steel. Machines Do not Have
feelings. They Are Calibrated and oiled. People Make Them, Them people turn on and off. The more I
Keeps talking (via text messages) with Kurt, the more I Himself That convinces everyone from Dalton's that way, It Seems.
Picture perfect, pero soulless.

Puck is Not Like That.

He's screwed up in Every possible way, he's the poster child for troubled teenager, I have more Issues Than MOST of McKinley's Combined student body, and he's one step away from be. I just want to talk.


If It Was not That Obvious by now have is just Trying to be there for Hummel (and make the dude want him there), the correct spelling and shit Should do the trick, right?
Right.
(If He Feels stalled for awhile after sending the message, jittery and warm all over, and Perhaps a bit fumbling, nobody calls him on it.)


:::...:::



It Should Be Easy. He's Been testing the Waters for forever. (Turns out, nothing really prepare you for something like this.) "Hi, Noah." A smile. Sweet tempered More Than It Should Be; less subdued Puck Than Had the last oneseen from him. It’s almost the littlest of bitter victories. (Instead of hearing
wrong
, he hears
do it
. A constant stream of doitdoit
doit.
)

“Hey, dude.” And then “Hummel.” And then “Kurt.”
Then: “Fuck.” Kurt laughs.
The tingling sound is so strong, so
powerful
; Puck is embarrassed at how much he wants to keep hearing that joyful expression until he dies, how much he just wants to drown in that mirth.



:::...:::




“You look... better. Are the GBeing Amblers more nice to you? "

" Warblers.And the word Would Be 'Nicer'. "

" Whatever. Are They? "

" You Could say so. Mostly

...." "Yeah?"
"Mostly I'm just learning to assimilate That There Are Different Things." "That Do not Mean You Have To Be Different for Them. " " No, it does not. You remind me of That. Thank you, Noah. "




:::...:::


For Something That starts so terribly awkward, this entire bonding exercise goes better than Puck expected it to. Mostly, he’s just amazed at how much he has unknowingly missed Kurt. As a whole. Every single gesture awakens something so intense, so extreme, and from such a deep place within him, that he has to wonder
when
and
how
, and
why
; and even a wobbly
what?
Kurt tells him about Dalton, and about missing his father, and about a bunch of other things that they’ve already talked about but feel new anyway, just because they are being told to him in person, word after word, after word, dropping from Kurt’s sinous and pink mouth.

He tries to squash down every single th

Thursday, February 3, 2011

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

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nded of how much her family loves her. But she's alone.

She decide to go to her own room and start her homework.

When Sarah has completed MOST of her math assignment, someone starts ringing the bell. She shouldn't go and open the door, unless she knows Who is on the Other Side, Is What mom and Noah always tell her, But she always Forgets.

"Oh, hello there." On the Other Side of the door, there'sa guy That Could Be maybe two or three years Older Than her, standing under a colorful umbrella and wearing colorful clothes and an even more colorful smile .
"Hi? Can I. .. help you? "
" I'mLooking For A Certain Sarah Puckerman Happens To Be Whose birthday today. Would you know Where to find her? "He sounds polite and secure and non-threatening, and His smile is so bright

That Sarah can not help but Being honest (and maybe her mom is right That she shouldn't stay alone, if she is so eager to talk to strangers When she knows she shouldn't ...).
"That's me. And you are? "
The boy's smiles como A Few inches and Sarah Feels a little giddy all of a sudden, and her skin if she WAS Palermo Would Probably Be blushing, she resists the urge to fidget.

"My name is Kurt. Hummel Kurt. I'm friends with your brother, Noah. &